She Went Of Her Own Accord - cornwall

Jokes about cornwall

I was chased by a sex maniac on the upper banks of the river Tamar last night.

3 months ago

I was admiring the views overlooking Plymouth Sound from the Cornish side yesterday, when I got cornered by a religious maniac.

3 months ago

Quick I need the toilet, Know one around here?

3 months ago

I took a wrong turn on the Cornish coast after a round of golf, and accidentally drove over a cliff.

3 months ago

I may have fathered a child many years ago, when I was living in Cornwall.

3 months ago

I went on an Indian-themed boat trip up a river in Cornwall yesterday, and now my guts are playing up something rotten.

3 months ago

I spent a week in a seaside village in East Cornwall last summer. I can’t say I enjoyed it.

3 months ago

I once met a man who claimed he was so poor he had to live in a bucket somewhere near St Austell.

3 months ago

Bill Clinton’s having a very relaxing holiday in Cornwall.

3 months ago

Honda’s robot fell off a ruined castle in Cornwall.

3 months ago

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