She Went Of Her Own Accord

My wife has gone on holiday to the Middle East with one of her girlfriends
10 months ago
My wife made me a lovely ginger-and-rum-based snack.
10 months ago
My wife is hankering after one of those fancy bedside gadgets
10 months ago
My slave girl has been put on kitchen duty at tea time, experimenting with new recipes
10 months ago
My wife’s gone busking in the Caribbean
10 months ago
My girlfriend is pretty streetwise – she lives in East London.
10 months ago
went to a market in Lancashire last week.
11 months ago
my wife tripped whilst visiting an Indonesian island last week
11 months ago
Bumped in to the Bee Gees the other week in Boston
11 months ago
My girlfirend is sick of her old car
11 months ago
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