She Went Of Her Own Accord

My wife had a nasty accident in Slovenia.

6 months ago

My wife’s gone jewellery shopping in Yorkshire.

6 months ago

There’s been a nasty accident at an asphalt factory in Colombia.

6 months ago

Did you hear that Norway’s hosting an Arctic DIY convention?

6 months ago

Did you hear about the bear attack on a convent in Warwickshire?

6 months ago

My wife’s gone off to a health spa to take the waters.

6 months ago

My wife had a delicious fish supper on holiday in Korea.

6 months ago

My wife has gone on holiday to the Middle East with one of her girlfriends

6 months ago

My wife made me a lovely ginger-and-rum-based snack.

6 months ago

My wife is hankering after one of those fancy bedside gadgets

6 months ago