She Went Of Her Own Accord

The cleaner walked in on me and the missus whilst doing the deed on a dirty weekend away in devon

1 month ago

I just got stood up on a date outside Shipley

1 month ago

I just had a right massive feast north of Winchester

1 month ago

I just saw some old fashioned buses near Farnborough

1 month ago

I just bought a raffle ticket from a follicularly challenged convetion in Hampshire

1 month ago

I gave a lecture just outside Chelmsford the other day

1 month ago

We were driving through this small hamlet in Staffordshire, when she asked me, "What’s the Spanish word for a road that’s goes through a river.."

1 month ago

My friend’s just been in a karaoke contest in East Asia.

1 month ago

I got up to some hanky-panky just south of Tattershall.

2 months ago

Can you give me a lift to a village near Wragby?

2 months ago