Did I tell you I was at an exotic barbeque in the Pakistani capital recently?
No it's ok, but the zebra and penguin kebabs were to die for.
- When Osama Bin Laden was in hiding, he hated the compilation of 1980s comedy I sent him. - 50km
- I bought a herd of alpacas from Pakistan - 247km
- I've just come back from a choral tour of Afghanistan. - 252km
- I recently took my vain friend on holiday to the Indian subcontinent. - 511km
- My young daughter made a dried food collage of me while I was in India. - 690km