I had a date with an Irish girl last night.
No, we just kissed.
- I'm always sure to pick up some of my favourite condiment when I'm staying in Ireland - 54km
- I once met a girl in Ireland - 73km
- I was writing short poems for a girl that lived in the fourth most populous city in the Republic of Ireland - 74km
- I went to a small town in the Republic of Ireland to get a cable for my TV. - 80km
- I didn't give money to a children's charity when a woman stopped me in the street in the Republic of Ireland the other day. - 86km