My wife went to the east coast of england and found an flea infested squirrel eating a tree
Actually the squirrel was gathering nuts too.
- We met a very positive German with massive teeth while walking on the Anglian coast the other day. - 29km
- I went to see The Specials in Norfolk - 31km
- My wife's bikini line's reappearing so she's booked a wax treatment in North Norfolk. - 31km
- I've just booked two stunning call girls from North Norfolk. - 36km
- My wife's been having multiple orgasms since we moved to Norfolk. - 38km