I went to look at examples of typography in Germany, and was surprised at how awful some were.
I'll say, the entire alphabet was almost undecipherable!
- I was doing some bomb-disposal in Germany the other day. - 55km
- My wife got drunk and slept with the bellboy while on holiday in a small village near Strasbourg... - 144km
- I've just been on holiday to the south of Holland with my parents. It was hard going. - 154km
- Son, we are off to belgium tomorrow - 156km
- I really loved you until I met Berg....... - 169km