My wife went to Europe to get our pet swimming rodent a birthday present...
No she ended up getting the Gerbil waterslide!
- I'm so angry - I've lost my rodent in Holland. - 0km
- My car was in a motorway pile up in the Netherlands. - 35km
- My wife had an accident in Belgium. - 173km
- I had Christmas dinner in Belgium. - 174km
- I've just been on holiday to the south of Holland with my parents. It was hard going. - 178km