I'm going to a trade fair in München.
- Went on an orgy last week in Austria and the people just wanted to have sex the whole time! - 96km
- Tripped over and my head ended up in a girl's cleavage.... - 99km
- I'm having difficulty planning my holiday to Austria. - 142km
- Really,really, really angry after working today...aaaaaarrrrrgggghhh - 175km
- I really loved you until I met Berg....... - 220km