It was so cold in mid-Devon last year that I got frostbite in my privates. The doctors had to amputate, and to make matters worse there'd been cutbacks in the orthopaedic department.
Yes, my wife got a splinter and now she's divorcing me.
- My girlfriend made me try Viagra when we went on holiday round Dartmoor. - 0km
- I was constipated for a week, but a visit to the edge of Dartmoor did the trick. - 29km
- I was on a commuter train going through Exeter, when a man who claimed to know Jesus got on and sat next to me. - 32km
- A man was caught sleeping with his boss's wife in Devon yesterday. - 33km
- My late wife's previous husband was a cannibal. I'm going to her funeral in south west England tomorrow. - 33km