It was so cold in mid-Devon last year that I got frostbite in my privates. The doctors had to amputate, and to make matters worse there'd been cutbacks in the orthopaedic department.
Okehampton?
Yes, my wife got a splinter and now she's divorcing me.
Source: nick.williams22@btinternet.com
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