I really loved you until I met Berg.......
What's Berg got to do with our relationship?
Well it's a long story but he's a man about town.....
- I was doing some bomb-disposal in Germany the other day. - 121km
- Tripped over and my head ended up in a girl's cleavage.... - 128km
- I went to look at examples of typography in Germany, and was surprised at how awful some were. - 169km
- My wife got drunk and slept with the bellboy while on holiday in a small village near Strasbourg... - 199km
- I'm going to a trade fair in München. - 220km