I've just come back from a choral tour of Afghanistan.
No, I sang quite well actually.
- Did I tell you I was at an exotic barbeque in the Pakistani capital recently? - 252km
- When Osama Bin Laden was in hiding, he hated the compilation of 1980s comedy I sent him. - 255km
- I bought a herd of alpacas from Pakistan - 411km
- I recently took my vain friend on holiday to the Indian subcontinent. - 463km
- My young daughter made a dried food collage of me while I was in India. - 909km