My wife got drunk and slept with the bellboy while on holiday in a small village near Strasbourg...
Yeah, I'm getting a divorce.
- I was doing some bomb-disposal in Germany the other day. - 121km
- I went to look at examples of typography in Germany, and was surprised at how awful some were. - 144km
- Son, we are off to belgium tomorrow - 193km
- I really loved you until I met Berg....... - 199km
- I got lost in a Swiss suburb the other day. - 232km