I was driving through Yorkshire when my genitals started singing.
No, I'm a woman.
- A young deer has just fallen into a cauldren of preserved meat in the Queen's london residence - 20km
- My car's manifold crapped out in Sheffield, just near Richmond Park. - 24km
- My tram broke down as I was trying to get to South-East Sheffield. - 29km
- I took my dogs for a walk in a city East of Bradford - 31km
- I recently got a job as a police detective working on a serious murder case in a large city in Yorkshire - 31km