I'm going to the East Midlands to cook and then eat my wife...
Nah - I'll probably go for the roast option...
- Did you here about the electrical fire in the South Midlands? - 0km
- Last night I dreamt that I had sex with 3 wenches at King Arthur's castle. - 19km
- I just saw on the news that a town in oxfordshire is outlawing some French cheeses. - 25km
- After we finished university and I got a job in London, my fiancee worked as a cub reporter for local newspapers in central England. - 28km
- I got soaked cycling on the road between Buckingham and Aylesbury! - 33km