My wife left me and moved to Someset because she wasn't getting enough...
Cocklake?
Dunno, but that might do the job!
Source: sebg
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- Last week I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant in the West Country, but they'd run out of everything but cheese sandwiches. - 6km
- Have you seen the Star Wars themed porn film shot in Somerset? - 10km
- A spaceship crashed into a cave this morning. It's utter carnage. - 10km
- I was on holiday with my wife down by the Bristol channel when she disappeared into the sunset on a magical horse of some sort. - 17km
- I am wearing Jodhpurs and have reached the Bristol Channel very quickly. - 17km
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