I went on a pub crawl for homosexual Father Christmases in California the other week.
No, the Gay St Nicholas Promenade.
- My wife wants to go on holiday to Mexico - 674km
- my wife wants me to join her in Mexico - 676km
- I went sifting for gold in the western United States - 792km
- i was out hiking in Arizona with the wife when we came across a noisy semi aquatic rodent in the river, oddly my wife became aroused by this sight and started making a peculiar sound - 970km
- My wife is thinking of setting up a business selling yoghurt in a small town north of Portland. - 989km