She Went Of Her Own Accord

my wife is off to play at a music festival in Italy

Trombone?

no, she went with her own accordion

Source: Gruff

Tags: accord, accordion, italy, trombone

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2 Responses to “my wife is off to play at a music festival in Italy”

1. Nick Says:
   June 12th, 2008 at 1:54 pm

   Brilliant. I love the ones that play on the “own accord” line – such as this one.

2. Gruff Says:
   June 12th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

   thinking about it some more perhaps an alternative (and better!) punch line should have been

   ‘my wife is off to play at a music festival in Italy’

   ‘Trombone?’

   ‘yes, she went off her own accordion’

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