I regret having sex with that girl I met near Maidenhead.
Not quite but it doesn't half itch
- My doctor referred me to a specialist just outside Maidenhead. - 3km
- I'm staying with my family near Reading, and I'm halfway through making them a lovely big Full English breakfast. - 15km
- I need to take my trousers back to the dry-cleaners I used last time I was in Surrey. - 18km
- I'm always looking for a different way to pass the time on the train during my long commute to Thames Valley Park. - 19km
- Would you like to come and play cricket with my friend, he lives near the airport? - 19km