My wife and I went on a romantic trip through the world's longest rail tunnel.
None of your damn business!
- My wife's been holidaying Bern - 94km
- My wife got caught in a house fire the other day. - 95km
- My Scottish nephew got caught short whilst walking round a model village in Switzerland - 95km
- I got lost in a Swiss suburb the other day. - 95km
- I told the Lombardian technology regulator that there was a problem with one of their systems. - 131km