I injured my foot in Torquay yesterday.
No, it was my big toe.
- I bought an off-road bike on the English Riviera yesterday. - 2km
- I went to watch a movie on the English riviera the other day. - 2km
- I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week. - 2km
- I've heard that Elvis is alive, but living in fear down in Devon. - 4km
- I went on an artistic weekend near Torbay recently. - 6km