Comments for She Went Of Her Own Accord http://shewentofherownaccord.com (Jamaica?) Thu, 06 Dec 2012 01:00:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Comment on My brother’s just returned from a whistlestop tour of the Canadian Arctic and complains he didn’t get to explore the beautiful icy territories. by Al G http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/889#comment-1316 Al G Thu, 06 Dec 2012 01:00:12 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/889#comment-1316 Needs a question mark after the reply thus: Nunavut ? Also couldn't seem to get the map to work. Needs a question mark after the reply thus: Nunavut ?
Also couldn’t seem to get the map to work.

]]> Comment on My grandmother tidied up my bed sheets when I was staying in a small island 30 miles south of Cape Cod. by Jimmy Jorinscay http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/432#comment-1292 Jimmy Jorinscay Mon, 12 Nov 2012 23:49:01 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/432#comment-1292 Hi. I believe there's some thing wrong with your loading speed. I hope it is possible to repair it! Hi. I believe there’s some thing wrong with your loading speed. I hope it is possible to repair it!

]]> Comment on went to a market in Lancashire last week. by Francis http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830#comment-1185 Francis Thu, 29 Dec 2011 16:08:07 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830#comment-1185 This works because the town is pronounced "Rottenstall" by the locals. This works because the town is pronounced “Rottenstall” by the locals.

]]> Comment on I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week. by Nick http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859#comment-1158 Nick Fri, 30 Sep 2011 18:46:27 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859#comment-1158 Other than the fact Torquay is in Devon, not Cornwall, I agree it is a good one. Other than the fact Torquay is in Devon, not Cornwall, I agree it is a good one.

]]> Comment on I went to see the new Woody Allen film in Cornwall last week. by Matt http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859#comment-1157 Matt Fri, 30 Sep 2011 15:34:04 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/859#comment-1157 Brilliant! Brilliant!

]]> Comment on went to a market in Lancashire last week. by john b http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830#comment-919 john b Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:51:36 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/830#comment-919 +voted, but shouldn't this one really be "my Aussie mate went to a market"? Or does rort work in northern English? +voted, but shouldn’t this one really be “my Aussie mate went to a market”? Or does rort work in northern English?

]]> Comment on I’ve just been up a mountain in South America. by DESMOND FITZGERALD. http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/589#comment-882 DESMOND FITZGERALD. Sun, 10 Jul 2011 07:51:22 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/589#comment-882 DEAR SIR OR MADAM: I tuned into a website to see jokes about the Isle of Man and I didn't like what I saw. There were jokes about South America. Now, how daft is that? And another thing: The Isle of Man's nearest neighbour is SCOTLAND, NOT ENGLAND. REPEAT: SCOTLAND, NOT ENGLAND. Now that we've settle that, can we have proper jokes, as opposed to slanderous "jokes"? There is a big difference. If an outsider told a joke about England, how many people from the South Eastern part of England would laugh? Obviously, these people in the Home Counties are anally retentive. But the rest of England (Liverpool, Bristol etc.) are able to laugh at themselves. However, people who give jokes should be able to TAKE jokes, don't you agree. Embarrassment is what makes people laugh. That is actuallyl the psychology behind laughter. Now, let's all join together and tell jokes about Kent, Surrey, London, Watford etc. YOURS FAITHFULLY, Desmond. PS: We can laught at ourselves. But maybe we don't like OTHERS to laugh at us. Think about it. DEAR SIR OR MADAM: I tuned into a website to see jokes about the Isle of Man and I didn’t like what I saw. There were jokes about South America. Now, how daft is that? And another thing: The Isle of Man’s nearest neighbour is SCOTLAND, NOT ENGLAND. REPEAT: SCOTLAND, NOT ENGLAND. Now that we’ve settle that, can we have proper jokes, as opposed to slanderous “jokes”? There is a big difference. If an outsider told a joke about England, how many people from the South Eastern part of England would laugh? Obviously, these people in the Home Counties are anally retentive. But the rest of England (Liverpool, Bristol etc.) are able to laugh at themselves. However, people who give jokes should be able to TAKE jokes, don’t you agree. Embarrassment is what makes people laugh. That is actuallyl the psychology behind laughter. Now, let’s all join together and tell jokes about Kent, Surrey, London, Watford etc.
YOURS FAITHFULLY, Desmond.
PS: We can laught at ourselves. But maybe we don’t like OTHERS to laugh at us. Think about it.

]]> Comment on I am going to do some spread betting if Andy Murray gets to the final of Wimbledon by MQ http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/806#comment-870 MQ Tue, 05 Jul 2011 12:32:17 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/806#comment-870 Too many of the jokes on this site are missing the point that the opening statement needs to include some kind of geographical hint that will trigger the question about the specific place. In this case, it needs to be: "If Andy Murray gets to the final of Wimbledon I am going to do some spread betting to help pay for my holiday in the south of France." Admins: I'd suggest explaining that on the submission form. Too many of the jokes on this site are missing the point that the opening statement needs to include some kind of geographical hint that will trigger the question about the specific place. In this case, it needs to be:
“If Andy Murray gets to the final of Wimbledon I am going to do some spread betting to help pay for my holiday in the south of France.”

Admins: I’d suggest explaining that on the submission form.

]]> Comment on My wife’s flying out to America to take part in the California fruit census. by Alan http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/778#comment-857 Alan Fri, 01 Jul 2011 16:34:02 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/778#comment-857 Yeah, I know - the right one wouldn't show up, sadly. :( Yeah, I know – the right one wouldn’t show up, sadly. :(

]]> Comment on I went to a music awards ceremony in Hawaii last week. by Benjamin Mako Hill http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/768#comment-856 Benjamin Mako Hill Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:23:22 +0000 http://shewentofherownaccord.com/joke/768#comment-856 Someone posted some version of this one before. Someone posted some version of this one before.

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