She Went Of Her Own Accord

I ran into your brother near a stately home in Kent

2 weeks ago

My wife has gone to a bridge tournament in the South of France.

2 weeks ago

My wife’s gone to Italy on holiday.

3 weeks ago

My wife went to Hawaii

1 month ago

I’m going to take Elton John to the Malay Peninsula next week.

1 month ago

I’ve repainted my boat near Cheltenham.

1 month ago

I got an award recently for being the most miserable man in surrey

1 month ago

I was cutting onions when the missus told me she was leaving me for my dad during our camping holiday in north devon

1 month ago

I ate half an egg in Yorkshire t’other day

1 month ago

I got savagely beaten up during my trip to the Yorkshire Dales

1 month ago