She Went Of Her Own Accord

I’m going to take Elton John to the Malay Peninsula next week.
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I’ve repainted my boat near Cheltenham.
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I got an award recently for being the most miserable man in surrey
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I was cutting onions when the missus told me she was leaving me for my dad during our camping holiday in north devon
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I ate half an egg in Yorkshire t’other day
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I got savagely beaten up during my trip to the Yorkshire Dales
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The cleaner walked in on me and the missus whilst doing the deed on a dirty weekend away in devon
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I just got stood up on a date outside Shipley
5 days ago
I just had a right massive feast north of Winchester
5 days ago
I just saw some old fashioned buses near Farnborough
5 days ago
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